you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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