He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
