Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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