Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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