Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
