6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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