You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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