I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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