I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Your penis caused this!
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