I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize