If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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