so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
