can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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