I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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