Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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