would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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