his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
no you cant smoke seaweed
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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