Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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