So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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