How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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