How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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