we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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