Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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