you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Randomize
