This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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