I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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