They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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