If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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