This girl is more easily done than said...
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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