I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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