I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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