I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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