My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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