That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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