I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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