great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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