she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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