I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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