hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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