...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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