Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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