Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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