So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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