He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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