I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
