I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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