WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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