kristin has been a bad kristin
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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