I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
