there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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